no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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