if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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