the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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