He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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