dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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