so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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