is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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