Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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