He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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