fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
