i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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