She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
