i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Send help, water and tortillas.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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