I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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