Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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