Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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