mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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