Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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