Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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