just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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