btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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