Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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