Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
True college students do jello shots in the library
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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