She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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