that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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