Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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