oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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