Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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