So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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