YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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