Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
True college students do jello shots in the library
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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