peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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