My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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