Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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