This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it hurts more in the daytime
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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