Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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