you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize