id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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