Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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