all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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