I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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