who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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