i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Verdict: uncircumcised.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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