Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I would ride that face into the sunset
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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