Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Can you bring me the toilet please
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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