Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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