No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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