I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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