How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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