I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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