Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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