See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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