she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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